Quotes

  • “Last night, we were at the party for Elite Models, and there were no cabs on 42nd Street, so we walked. Every single person, even those 80 years old, were surrounding us and taking pictures. We stood there for literally an hour. It was really annoying.”
  • “I hate the taste of alcohol, when I’m drinking, I’m drinking Red Bull.”
  • “I’m so smart now, everyone is always like, ‘Take your top off.’ Sorry, no! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”
  • “I want to have kids in the next two or three years. I just haven’t found the right person. I can’t wait to have a little daughter and dress her up.”
  • “I don’t want to go out, I don’t want to party…I’m thinking about changes I need to make to my life.”
  • “I think the biggest misconception about me is that I’m this spoiled brat. But I’m not. I’m, like, the total opposite.”
  • “People love to hate us. But when you know us, you love us.”
  • “All right, so I was out on Saturday. This girl looks at my boyfriend. She’s like, ‘Oh, are you a soccer player?’ because he had a soccer shirt on. It pissed me off. I’m like, ‘Get the hell away from him.’ I pushed her and she fell on her ass on the floor. She sat there crying. She kept coming back like, ‘I’m so sorry.’ She kept trying to apologise. I’m like, ‘Get away from me. Talk to the hand.’
    She was so desperate.”
  • “I love Courtney Love, but I wouldn’t let anyone spank me. The only person who could spank me is my boyfriend. Jason can spank me.”
  • “Fake boobs are disgusting. I would never do it. It’s so gross. Girls who are insecure and not pretty get fake boobs because they want guys to look. When you have a beautiful face, you don’t need it. They don’t feel good. We’re classy broads.”
  • “I once won $6,000 in Vegas. I bought two ferrets, a mini tiger and a goat I named Billy. My room-mates let the tiger go because it kept pissing and crying.”
  • My parents went through a phase where they told me they wanted me to appreciate money. They were like, ‘You’re taking the subway. Deal with it.'”
  • “We were dancing but I never kissed her. We’re just friends. Besides, I was with my boyfriend the whole time.”
  • “I don’t want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.”
  • “I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper. I didn’t realize it has everything. You can get anything you want there for really, really cheap.”
  • “If you have a beautiful face you don’t need big fake boobs to get anyone’s attention.”
  • “I don’t get it. We’re not dead. I don’t know why they’re doing this.”
  • “No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy. It doesn’t matter what size you are, what color, whatever, what color hair you have, eyes, like if you have confidence, and you’re a nice person and sweet, and you’re funny, I think that’s sexy.”
  • “I’m like a real life Barbie, without boobs. I’ve never felt so flat in my life.”